Cookie Exploit

Today, at this very moment, I am going to talk about my awful [full of awe] experiences dealing with the nooby cookies. Wonderful [full of wonder] cookies.

Firstly…

I have seen this moral in action. Do not judge a book by its cover. Likewise, do not judge a COOKIE by its appearance.

The first batch of wonderful cookies we made looked old and wrinkly. But old and wrinkly could also mean experienced and oober wise. When we tried these old and wrinkly cookies, they were very tasty. My fellow nubby cook and I attempted to cut these cookies into hearts, stars, and bears. It failed in a nooby way, so this resulted into a bad appearance of the cookie, which was deformed, old, and wrinkly. Indeed.

The second batch of oh-so-great cookies turned out burntish. Ish. Since we gained experience from our last attempt, we were able to cut the cookies well enough to be able to see the shape. HUURAHH! So after the cutting process was over, the cookies were wonderfully arranged onto a plate. It looked spectacular. But, again, you cannot judge a COOKIE by its appearance. It was hardish and did not taste as good as the first batch of wonderful cookies.

Secondly…

Us, the nooby cooks, have gained experience and knowledge from this wonderful exploit of cookie baking. So, next time, we may do an even better job, which leads me to a second moral. With much experience and skillz, you may be able to judge a cookie by its appearance.

Thirdly…

As nooby cooks, you can assume that there will be a big, nubby mess.

And, indeed, there was.

Fourthly…

Even though, you can call this cooking exploit a somewhat failure, me and my fellow baker have deemed this adventure fun, exciting, AWFUL [full of awe].

Finally…

Did you know that the word noob/nub and other variations of these two words can be quite fun to say over and over again? If you are talking to someone, just add the word nub/noob to the end of the sentence, and there you go, you have used this fun word.

Example: “You, a noob, are such a nooby noob, noob.” Nooby, huh?

Thank you for wasting your time reading this dreadful composition of mine.

Remember…

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can never hurt you.

Thank you.